Today in downtown doaktown, there was an attack of flaming elephants. As the huge devious burning monsters caused havoc in this village there was an unfortunate old couple who was caught under the trampling force of flaming sledgehammers. This elderly couple was merely enjoying they're time in the Tim Hortons drive through when all of a sudden their lives came to an end with a few crushing blows.
Meghan fitzpatrick experienced this horror and she says "It was terrible, the circus truck collided with a zippo fluid truck while the trucker was smoking a cigarette". this is by far the biggest event ever seen in doaktown. Also the driver of the circus truck has this to say "It was far to foggy outside and i couldn't see the truck coming, and i guess everyone knows what happened next.
This is Travis Keenan reporting for the talon news paper, have a nice day
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